This weekend started out good enough.  Thursday night I met some of the guys out at the bowling alley and we hung out and bullshitted a bit.  Friday night was the Formal.  (version '06 bitches).  I went with Jana and we had a pretty good time.  Saturday I hung out with Dianna and my family which included my niece and nephew.  All in all another good night.

     Sunday kinda sucked though, mostly just because the Steelers won the Super Bowl.  I don't think I could hate a team and its fan more then the Steelers.  I don't think you can blame the refs for a game but the least the fans could do was admit that the calls sucked, especially after they bitched so much after the indy game.  FUCK YOU STEELERS. Fuck Cowher, Big Ben, Porter, Polumalu(Aj wants you to cut your hair), and fuck that cripple Bettis....

     ....When the hell is baseball season gonna get here?

"I hate happy endings" - Abe

Well it's been about 2 years since I last blogged so I figured I would get back in the habit.

The holidays were time well spent with the family but now that it's over I really wish people would quit it with the Christmas music.  I love Christmas and all but we've been hearing that shit more months now so I think now would be a good time to ease up on it.

One Christmas song I never really understood though is the Drummer Boy one.  Everyone is giving Jesus nice gifts and he shows up with nothing?   Oh wow he plays Jesus a song, how impressive.  Jesus can walk on fucking water he's not gonna be too impressed with a song.  What's he gonna get him next year a necklace made out of macaroni?  How about baking him some nice fruitcake, oh i bet he'd LOVE that.  If the drummer boy didnt have any real gifts to give then he shouldn't have even bothered showing up.  Anyways....

Last night Texas beat USC in the college football championship game.  Notre Dame lost 3 nights ago, Penn State won two nights ago and now USC lost last night.  A nice trifecta of suck.  Hopefully the NFL playoffs are more to my liking.  GO PATS AND GIANTS!!! (even though they'll probably lose, those fuckers)

This past weekend was Dianna's 25th B-day and so we had some friends over to the apartment on Saturday night.  We all drank, played games, and watched movies.  It was pretty fun especially when Jana drew a dick on VJ's face when he was passed out.  I also got some of the party on video so i'll have to show it to everyone who was there.

VJ stayed with us on Sunday night as well and we got pizza and wings from this new place in town and it was basically some of the shittiest pizza i've ever had.  I can't think of much else.

I read in the paper today that a Womens and Girls group(or whatever the hell they are called) down in Southwest Pennsylvania, sued Abercrombie and Fitch because they were selling T-shirts that say "Who needs brains when you have these." and "I had a nightmare that I woke up a brunette."  All I have to say about that is: dumb feminist bitches, if you really have that much time on your hands then you're probably not doing your womanly duties.  Now quit your bitching and get your asses back in the kitchen before your right to vote is taken away.

Obviously just a fucking joke. Obviously.

click below to see a funny song and music video

http://postarchives.entensity.net/091605/media.php?media=cameltoe.wmv

This past weekend Javin and VJ came up and we played a drinking game version of Hot shots Golf which was actually pretty fun.  They were only able to stay for on enight though so that kinda sucked.  This week I might be going back home and to Bradford for a couple days but I'm not sure yet.

This is a funny clip of some PETA guy on the TV show Scare Tactics (it may take a little bit to load):

http://poststuffx.entensity.net/102405/media.php?media=ratboy.wmv

I got nothing else...

I've recently created a new game called "I'd do her".  Basically all you do is sit around and watch girls go by and say "I'd do her" if you'd fuck her.  However if you wouldn't fuck her you would say "I'd do her if ____" and then you fill in the blank with a comment about whats wrong with the girl.

Some examples would include: "I'd do her if she didnt waddle" or "I'd do her if her face didn't look like someone set it on fire and put it out with a screwdriver" or "I'd do her if she was 18".  I think you get the picture.  It's a fun game to play while walking through a mall, waiting in line at a bank, or just sitting on a park bench.

What makes this game so great is that you get to be a sexist jerk to EVERY woman who walks past.  It's fricking awesome!  So next time your board grab some buddies, head over to Wal-mart and play "I'd do her".  You'll love it.

(obviously I'm just joking around)